08/03 - Sparkly Saturday!

doing yoga with them:

 

K. L. Christensen [A1XXC98ZF17PIK] Consumer Decisions(~ 2 minutes) - $0.25 | PANDA
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Approved! ​

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I mean it's not really a dick joke, just dick adjacent

 

Why do I get the feeling that this is either a picture of @leafs4_cup or @jessers basement?

Spoiler

 

...i feel dirty

 

I want to look away, but I can't, send help

 

Hayeon Lee [A3C8E07063IWC5] Survey on Individuals' Attitudes and Behaviors - $1.50 | PANDA
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Qualifications: Gender - Male EqualTo 1; HIT approval rate (%) >= 90; Location EqualTo US;
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2spooky4me

 

oh that didn't work at all

 

i got my ticket for IT 2 earlier

 

A little too accurate

 

They are literally working on their Stanley Cup holding pose

This whole thing is making me feel funny in the pants and I don't want to go down the rabbit hole as to why

 

the mantra they're chanting is "fuckin' eh, boys"

 

At no time ever has anyone in any of the bazillion yoga classes I've attended looked that good.

And I've done at least 200 hot yoga classes where guys go shirtless and women pretty damn close.

 

Konklab [A2NLB3DI2IXZP8] Rapid Word Classification - $3.00 | PANDA
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because hockey dudes

 

Oleg Urminsky [A2UT64NH2GJ8XQ] Academic Survey(~ 5 minutes) - $0.75 | PANDA
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Rejected!
Requester Feedback: Study not completed​

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I definitely think you should go down that hole
and let me watch