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Call the other parents that ash hole. Also, you remember when some little kid told you that their dad could beat up your dad? Well, you're the dad now. You might want to hit the gym.

 

OMG. That just reminded me the other day of a kid digging around in the open candy section at the grocery store the other day. Just touching EVERYTHING. I didn't know what to do as a bystander but feel bad for the guy who wanted those sour gummy worms after this kid walks away.

 

Still wrong. You whisper in your child's ear "One day, you will make that kid do your shitty underpaid PhD thesis survey on Prolific for sub minimum wage and reject them anyway"

 

damn dude, i never really thought of you as evil before

 

Just ask him if he'd want gummy worms some other snot nosed brat has had his hands in. Also, this is why you don't buy candy in the open candy section, I can't imagine that candy's any good after sitting out in the open for actual hours anyway.

 

lol. Oh trust me. I lift all the time. However, due to my wifes appetite, I am also gaining in the stomach quicker than her. My idea? Start a new gym for dads only. DadBod Lifting. The gym is just weights to do triceps and biceps. Taking cardio completely out of the mix. The slogan will be a dad in a white tank top with ripped arms holding a beer and a gut to match.

 

Find this hard to belie

hey you can't farm my lols for making fun of me

 

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That's a whip out the phone and show the manager situation while the child/parent is still in the store. This is also why I don't buy open bin products most of the time.

You also need to start a dad fighting ring. Like Dad pokemon.

 

Anything else is poor parenting.

 

@gurlondrums see above please

 

It's fine if it's something you can easily wash off at home. Anything else, I'm just like, why?

 

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But instead of fighting, its drinking. And instead of ring, its a U shape section half wall, about chest high, where you can place your beers down while you talk to other dads. Maybe we can have a person on staff to serve the other dads. Man, this is gonna be a life changing idea!

 

outside of @ThisPoorGuy, who else do you ever really pick on. and let's be serious, we all do that

 

I tag @morweeg multiple times/week and blame her for all your sins

 

The entire country of Canada? Whoever runs Prolific? Multiple academics who he has a grudge against for whatever petty reason or another. VRAPI? The enemy list grows every week.