07/28 - Think It's New Thread Time Tuesday

You look at the duck and it shits. You think about the duck and it shits. It exists to shit.

 

Ducks are cool.

 

The ducks are trying to sex. It's not happening really. The dude is too dumb to get on the lady. So he just bites her neck and drowns her for a while till she gets fed up and leaves. Ducks are too fucking stupid to live.

 

Our dumb asses just had to get 20 chicks and 10 ducklings at the same time on our first try at urban farming. We were not ready. At all. I cried about the damn ducks every night until they went outside. Never again, lol.

 

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2 was so messy and smelly I can't imagine 10. Our ducks still kinda hate us too. Always waddle away. Always 100% suspicion in their eyes while you feed them peas.

 

Next time, try it with just two chickens.

 

But peas make it woooooorse! They sure do love them though.

 

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We still have all of our hens and a roo, for a total of 15. The ducks made some tasty dinners.

 

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