12/23 - Wrapping Wednesday

curious what ever happened to that babysitter? are they still alive? in prison?

 

scribble in little black book:
staff have secret staff only forums where they share sekret batches

 

Still alive. Has two kids.

 

The # of old people with [X/Y/Z] cancer from [A/B/C] activity who tell me "we survived thousands of years without safety labels" has me scheduling my kid Mandarin lessons.

 

well hopefully she's married to the dad, so the kids might be at least somewhat protected. until she offs their dad.

 

Yo, I understand this is only a dual core but can ya relax KDE?

 

Why do you keep coming here to make me sad.

 

I mean, like, at BEST you get 100-120 years.

 

You have emotions?

 

You have rotten brain syndrome. Please accept jijiping into your heart so we may live forever in the Matrix.

 

She'd be the first serial killer whose weapon of choice is a futon

 

my MIL loves to tell us she breastfed my wife while driving down the highway when she thinks we are being too safe. like your terrible decisions 30 years ago should make us change the incredibly well informed way we are doing things today?

 

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futoshi_Matsunaga

 

i'm so confuciused

 

is anyone NOT thinking of Christopher Walken right now?

 

It's okay, I bet you're cute.

 

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...yea this post is why I try not to write things on the internet as much nowadays