06/29 - Thirsty Thursday!

Job Title: TurkerHub Social Media low quality content messageer
Pay Range: lol-hahaha, depending on education/experience
Responsibilities: Manage the amazing TurkerHub Twitter account, posting high quality memes and low quality HITs.
Requirements: Ideal applicant should have:

• A Master's in low quality content messageing
• Extensive knowledge of internet "maymays"
• <100 HITs completed that way no good batches get Tweeted to the plebs
• Photo Content Moderation Masters has been granted

HMU guys this is a legit opportunity. Looks great on resume!

 

I'm licensed.

 

Are you trying to replace me?

 

Hmmm, this seems a little low for my normal pay rate but what the hell.

 

I'm right near Denver

 

And found another way.......

 

Title: Find the link and image that a forum thread is discussing | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: AEI [A1KKUMD9Z4FCD5] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 3.24] [Fast: 3.88] [Comm: 1.71] [Fair: 3.00] [Reviews: 40] [ToS: 1] TO 2: Not Available Description: Go to the forum thread at the link below and get the url that the thread links to for the deal Time: 8 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.05 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 95;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.21.10​

seems legit

 

Title: Answer a survey about your textual preferences | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Hezi [A2S3ZNTSLHWRS9] (Contact) TO 1: Not Available TO 2: Not Available Auto Approval: 5 hours Time: 15 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.05 Qualifications: None;

Ohhhhhhhh.... TEXTual preferences....

 

Dude, you told me my job was pointless.

 

I was projecting. CT won't allow me to quit this job or even take time off.

 

I qualify because I used to call them "maymays". I can't find no good batches, and...oh. You statist bastard. I think those with Masters have had enough wealth, but you had to stick it to the little guy. Screw your job.

 

All of these posts came up as Masters HITs... >_>

 

You should team up with Bearnie. Even I cannot save you from him should you try and replace him though.

 

Title: Asthma patient survey about clinical trials(~ 40 minutes) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Michael Yu [A18X0G87ITQPXA] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 5.00] [Fast: 5.00] [Comm: 0.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 4] [ToS: 0] TO 2: Not Available Description: Answer a survey about informed consent and evaluate a sample informed consent document. Must have asthma to participate. Time: 3 hours HITs Available: 7 Reward: $7.00 Qualifications: SurveyGroup [183] DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; Exc: [42728-42139] DoesNotExist ; Location In US;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.21.10​

 

I NO RITE

 

Title: Survey for family/friend of asthma patient about clinical trials(~ 40 minutes) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Michael Yu [A18X0G87ITQPXA] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 5.00] [Fast: 5.00] [Comm: 0.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 4] [ToS: 0] TO 2: Not Available Description: Answer a survey about informed consent and evaluate a sample informed consent document. Must have a friend or family member with asthma to participate. Time: 3 hours HITs Available: 7 Reward: $7.00 Qualifications: Exc: [42471-41882] DoesNotExist ; SurveyGroup [183] DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; Location In US;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.21.10​