07/05 - World of Wednesday!

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  1. Hummingbirdee

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    Tell your cat to have a chat with Bearnie. Just because he has urinary tract issues, he can't just stop in the middle of the room and stare at me helplessly. He's been much better the last couple weeks but occasionally just stops and looks at me like, "Sorry, I didn't notice I had to pee until right this moment and now it hurts." He's lucky he has such a cute face.

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  2. Buzby

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    wait, that's a prank too? I'm trying to wrap my head around all this new information.
     
    Buzby, Jul 5, 2017
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  3. EssArrBee

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    I'm bigger fan of the gelatin in the toilet gag. Less pee on the floor.
     
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  4. Melting Glacier

    Melting Glacier PE: $30.01 - That's over $1.25/hour! ┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴

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  5. TurkingMaster

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    You are not qualified to accept this HIT

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  6. dan

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    I mean the litterbox thing isn't really a prank - I don't actually think people do it. I hope not at least.

    But yeah saran wrap over the toilet seat is like a really old prank since like the jesus era. People just spread saran wrap over the toilet seat and then someone pees, and bam pee doesn't go in
     
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  7. Buzby

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    This is why I can't quickly make a pun while I work. You, sir, have saved me.
     
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  8. Crissy

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  9. Buzby

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    Huh, back when I went to Sunday School I def don't remember hearing THAT parable.
     
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  10. dan

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    John 3:16.
     
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  11. BlueRagdoll

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    When you are doing a survey that starts asking about a non-controversial topic & switches suddenly halfway through to a political/social issue...
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    BlueRagdoll, Jul 5, 2017
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  12. Hummingbirdee

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    That's a rookie move. You gotta tape a ton of bang snaps to the underside of the toilet seat and time it so that when you fiance wakes up, a little hungover, he's too tired to notice much until he sits down and proceeds to fall off the toilet in half asleep shock from all the noise. Definitely don't take photos of him cause you were waiting for this exact moment.
     
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  13. Buzby

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    You flowed nicely into that.
     
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    Buzby, Jul 5, 2017
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  14. chantilly

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    "And I say unto you, he who saran wraps the toilet seat will not be welcomed into the Kingdom of Heaven. And yet he who is humbled by such a prank will inherit the Earth."
     
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    chantilly, Jul 5, 2017
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  15. TurkingMaster

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    80 cent pins poppin just caught one
     
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  16. Asleep By Dawn

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    were there any c-sats today??? took nap during time they usually drop and my overwatch doesn't say they dropped so just carious
     
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  17. laby

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    serp turkey
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    Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester
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  18. SAJ

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    I thought that was a plunger technique
     
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  19. dan

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    I think "It's in the book of John" would have been better. But good enough.
     
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  20. Perr

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    We're doing toilet humor now?
     
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