11/18 - Salient Saturday!

I was skating around the parking lots of Scaled yesterday, while they were testing the Stratolauncher, and I ended up making friends with this british engineer dude who skateboards around the place. We were just cruising around, watching the testing, casually rolling instead of walking. It was A+. Matt grabbed his bike, and it was just 3 cool nerds, rollin'.

 

That pretty much describes what happens when you get divorced before the age of 40.

 

Can I be in charge of the food?!

 

*Casually changes your name to MeanMachine842*

 

for real, nerds rule the world. that's the right crowd to be a part of.

 

does that mean Bearnie is in charge of everything ....we are only gonna see tuna and salmon bits lol

 

I make a lot of meat pot dinners: chili with meat, chicken soup with meat, pot roast. If you live in my house do you think I dont notice of you take the lion's share of the fucking meat? And then you stomp off acting offended when you get called out? I fucking hate fucking adult kids. No wonder millennials are reviled so much.

 

"child with meat"

 

LOL I have an aunt who, when someone makes seafood gumbo, will try to get in line first, and will always dig to the bottom of the pot to get as many shrimp as she can. She gets mad every single time we call her on it or warn her not to do it.

 

I'll bring some pizzas.

 

He's fucking 25

 

Ah, wouldn't the meat of a 25 year old be less tender? Or do you just braise it longer?

 

Take him into the forest and drop him there. If he can make home, then kick out. He's already proved that he can survive on his own.

 

Instructions unclear: Have child, wait till child is 25, eat child?

 

Welp, I made the hottest meal I have ever made in my life, because apparently I misunderstood some directions.

I'm still eating it because I love spicy food, and I have plenty of crema- but I will 100% need like half a million tums later.