11/29 - Whew it's Only Wednesday!

This is IMO the most fun part of Associates. Coming up with narratives while you drink your coffee of "who is buying/clicking this stuff and why?!".

I didn't share any links yesterday, but apparently some evergreen link I shared somewhere on the Web led to this order:

 

I have little to no control over the usefulness of my organs, wish I could just bork them cause I wanted to instead of years of shitty health I never asked for.

 

you are literally one of the least heartless people I know. You have nothing to be prideful about!

 

GEMS Lab [A11T8FV5IJG5KU] Views and Attitudes(~ 8 minutes) - $0.75 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$31.03 / hour
00:01:27 / completion time

Pros: Quick
Very generous pay
Cons:

To read GEMS Lab's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

The name of this game makes me so angry because I can not stop my brain from processing it as "The Fractured Butthole".

 

Title: 4-min Study: Manager in the Workplace(~ 4 minutes) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Jinseok Chun [A245HOYOROP8ZK] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 4.12] [Fast: 4.92] [Comm: 3.67] [Fair: 4.71] [Reviews: 21] [ToS: 0] TO 2: Not Available Reward: $0.40 Duration: 1 hour Available: 5 Description: This is a 4-min study on managers' job in the workplace. Only those with work experience as full-time employees can take the study. Requirements: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; Exc: [-549534178-65802] DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; Location In US;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.25.8​

 

Dear Mr. Schmidt,

Could we please have some more topics please. And some more categories as well.

Thanks,

SC

P.S.

 

FWIW (and as a separate post so that you actually see it), that's probably from the Ars Technica traffic, not from this site's members.

 

I've got some ideas.

 

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ZJBSCJQ/?tag=thtv02-20

 

that $8 Survey Comet from this morning is one of the worst hits i've ever done. tossing it but you've been warned.

 

I don't always understand your references, but I do get this one. I feel young and hip.