I was dead serious.
Emma Stone and Anna Kendrick are my two celeb crushes. Their give-a-fuck broke a long time ago. I totally would,...
I would marry her with a prenup that says I owe her money.
Emma for the win :)
YAAAAAAS! Finally popped my 5k approved cherry!
It was very situationally dependent.
Previously, it sucked ass because it was after my daughter was born and I was actively trying to...
Bruh...have you ever fallen asleep with a nicotine patch on? I've never done acid or shrooms, but falling asleep with a patch on is a...
Imma slide into your DMs like
Have you been on r/mturk today? Got a question if you're up to check messages on here.
I'm not gonna argue, because my goal for Sundays is $5 and I just beat that by 80 cents. Win win.
Wasn't just shorter, it was easier. More clean cut than usual. Less "Who is responsible" and more "What should we settle for?"
Nevermind. This one's actually easy.
And I don't have time to do it myself, so might as well let one of y'all have an easy $5
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