SouthernWomanLover

I am a frog from the good ole' South. I wear my boots around the house and I give Respect where Respect is due. I have a beautiful wife, lovely daughter (off-limits), and both my sons (Scooter Braxton and Gunther Tuckerson) mow my lawn when asked. I am a very lucky guy and appreciate all that I am given under the great blue sky. My birth name is Douglas, but you can call me Doug. Look forward to meeting ya'll fine people.



Quotes by yours truly:

“You can walk around the house shirtless on Saturdays, but come Sunday you need to tuck that thing in.”

"Jeans ARE gonna get dirty son, that's life."

"That lawn ain't gonna mow itself!"

“You can take the boy out of the church, but you can’t take the church out of the boy.”

"Just because you had to spend a few nights at the Motel Six down the road doesn't mean you're marriage is a failure."