05/10 - Fresh Friday!

There's always matomo - Same concept but it's not handing all the data over to Google.

 

Uri Ort [A7UFIWS8PIPO1] Personality Survey Task 1 - $1.10 | PANDA

Good

Unrated

Unrated

$11.09 / hour
00:05:57 / completion time

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You were selected as a possible participant in this study because you have internet access.

 

affective-general [A9EGO4RE18IM2] Chatbots for empathic bots study (25-32 min - $4.00) (WARNING: This HIT may contain adult content. Worker discretion is advised) - $4.00 | PANDA

Fair

Unrated

Unrated

$11.16 / hour
00:21:30 / completion time

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Pros:
Interesting responses from bots.

Cons:
Make sure you count how many bots you've talked to or you could go on forever. A bit laggy when you get to the later bots (for me anyway).

Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) > 97; Location EqualTo US; Adult Content Qualification EqualTo 1;

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Uhhhh, we have really differing definitions of the word "same"

 

I really like the new chrome update that turns everything dark theme by default if windows is.

@morweeg it is time to update chrome. It is actually worth it.

 

I haven't used GA in a long time, and I have yet to use matomo...but is there something missing from the latter that you need?

I'm just basing the recommendation off of what I've read about it, so I may be missing some things.

 

my turkerview profile has incorrect information. it lists an endor task by https://turkerview.com/requesters/?id=A16C9E7DVXREJ0 research-B as a batch task when it was a longer survey.

I've never completed any hits that could be considered batches.

 

UNIV CATOLICA PORTUGUESA NIF 501082522 [A1UBR4FUN767DV] Research study about workplace(~ 20 minutes) - $2.00 | PANDA

Good

<24 hours

Unrated

$15.62 / hour
00:07:41 / completion time

Approved! ​

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Cons:

Qualifications: Exc: [587096414-143797] DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) >= 99; Location In US;

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My dog is a literal turd burglar today.

 

I mean...your fault for leaving the buffet in such an easily accessible area...

 

Moto Moto gave me about 10s before asking for my email to subscribe to their newsletter.

Do you know how much interest I have in receiving a news letter about a website analytics suite?



Nah I'm jk (actually I'm not, IMO that is the same crap packaged in a new bow, but I understand the need to generate revenue off content so its w/e & I really wanted to use a madagascar gif).

Anyway I use GA because it's free, braindead easy, similarly easy for users to avoid if they so desire (see @DarkChild screenie, everything is pre-built to nuke GA for users who care), and I don't need to track every single metric about folks I just need to know if certain pages are more popular than others and if traffic is trending in certain directions. I'm not making money off SEO, it's not something I'm investing time/brain power into, so even scrolling past their 7 column feature enable/disable/ala carte price menu is too complicated for my use case is all

 

I heard crashing sounds, which was Skeeter slamming into the cracked closet door for the litter box closet after trying and failing to back out of the covered litter box tub gracefully, and then he walked in my office like he forgot I was there. "What the hell are you doing!?" He drops several turds and just bolts.

YOU LITERAL TURD BURGLAR! AND NOW I HAVE TO CLEAN EVERYTHING UP!

 

the need to generate revenue off content

Is that why you keep sending me bottles of champagne and having Matt-bot film the results?!

 

I've mentioned before Kiddo's high school campus has goats living on it (and maybe some other animals, but I only notice the goats).

I love picking him up and dropping him off every day as I park near the goat barn/pen and get to watch all the bigger goats standing high up on top of utility spools or large pieces of wood put in their pens for this purpose (goats like to stand on things), and stare out over the pen bleating what clearly sounds like, "MMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA pen! MMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAA pen!" While staring down all the goats below them.

(side note: the FFA has also now planted a new/second mini-orchard next to this pen...it's pretty cool to see all this happening.)

 

*looks out the window*

...Risky

Spoiler: It would be dark in winter

If I vaguely recall the last one I probably could have made some $ off that

 

affective-general [A9EGO4RE18IM2] Chatbots for empathic bots study (25-32 min - $4.00) (WARNING: This HIT may contain adult content. Worker discretion is advised) - $4.00 | PANDA

Fair

Unrated

Unrated

$13.15 / hour
00:18:15 / completion time

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Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) > 97; Location EqualTo US; Adult Content Qualification EqualTo 1;

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*doubles down on his chaturbate suggestion from last week*