09/09 - Nine-y Ninesday

Lucy over there has been sporting her witches hat for a while now.

Though, I should put devil horns on her. I call her a demon all the time.

 

Helping your kid with his high school homework

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Remembering just how much you have forgotten over the last 30 years.

I just had to relearn significant figures. Like for chemistry. Which I have not taken for 30 years.

We didn't use sigfigs in research psychology. We weren't measuring actual things with dimensions and shit. We just used statistics and all figures in stats are sig!

 

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Gonna need you to stop saying things like this or all these mturk studies might get defunded.

 

they're switching to volunteer survey takers anyways

 

No, I mean like things with physical properties.

We measured constructs.

Like love. Hate. Motivation. Psychopathy. The important stuff!

 

I am not sure if this will work or not, but I have an old lab who has severe anxiety (his first owner was a family friend who suddenly passed away so I took him in). I buy this wall diffuser for him that has some kind of calming scent for dogs. Humans can't smell it at all. The scent involves some kind of pheromone scent their mom makes or something like that. My vet recommended it. I know they make one for cats too because I accidentally bought it once thinking it was the dog one lol!! It might be worth a shot? I can't speak on how well it works for cats though. The one I buy is from a brand called Adaptil. I know Sentry makes one too which is supposed to be just as good but I haven't tried that one yet.

 

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why weren't you asking the important questions like how much my dishwasher detergent looks like a person

 

The real question is does your dishwasher detergent have free will? Using the scale below...

 

Is this better?

 

clearly there's no post that can top this masterpiece

 

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well shit guess i don't qual for this

 

that title lmao

 

I don't either. Only because I'm old

 

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