09/19 - Thistle Thursday!

That's a new one.

 

Title: Parse information from email signatures | PANDA
Requester: Steven Lu [A3J0L0HUVI9TCW]
TurkerView: [ $1.34 / hour ]
Description: Please parse the name, company name, title, and phone number from the email
Duration: 10 Min
Available: 21
Reward: $0.02
Qualifications:

• Masters Exists
• Location EqualTo US,

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Thanks! Not nearly as cool as a talking black cat though.

 

if you were an athlete you could also shove your farts in doctors faces

 

I'm not gonna cast judgement here, I've had a few doctors who deserved worse.

 

it just occurred to me that this might need context

Spoiler

 

WHAT?!

 

You could just do an eggplant badge. No explanation. Some would get it some would be "Uh, wat?"

Kidding. We're supposed to be at least a teeny bit trustworthy and professional here to make requesters feel comfortable using us as subjects, yes?

 

oh
my
god

 

CAH [AN05FV7XTDOY3] Understanding Intrapersonal attitudes and choices (~ 10 minutes) - $1.67 | PANDA
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Tate Handy [A2PUIUHNZ3HYU7] Quick Home Living Survey - Tampa Bay Residents Only Please - $0.26 | PANDA
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I saw a human being who holds a PhD compare being required to pay workers on MTurk minimum wage to lobotomies and forced sterilizations last night.

I'm absolutely done w/ PhDs.

 

Those people need to stfu and stop making PhDs seem like total assholes.

 

Happy birthday @maxfro!!!

 

There's plenty of PhDs who are total assholes, though.