08/17 - Dad Jokes Monday!

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  1. Vincent P

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    Tried it myself as well couldn't get the call through.
     
  2. Azazael

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    well shit....return time it is
     
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  3. dan

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    @GreenMachine842

    Thinking of going to glacier national park for first week of October.

    Convince me against it. Go
     
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  4. jessers

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    You should go
     
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  5. purplepotato

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    Oh, right, it's dad joke day.

    Why don't you starve in the desert?
    Because of all the sand which is there.
     
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  6. dan

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    I really should. I just want someone to tell me no so I can be a rebel
     
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  7. leafs4_cup

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    I forbid you from going, Danley, if that is your real name
     
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  8. dan

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    I'm going. You're not even my real dad
     
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  9. Kathleen!

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    Title: Juror Decision Making in Court (10-20 minutes) | Accept
    Requester: Zajac Lab [A1KPLK15P47K0I] Contact
    TV: [Hrly=$11.41] [Pay=Fair] [Approval=~24 hrs] [Comm=Unrated] [Rej=0] [Blk=0]
    TO: [Pay=2.50] [Fast=5.00] [Comm=0.00] [Fair=5.00] [Reviews=5] [ToS=0]
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    Description: You will be tasked with making a judgement on a court case as a member of the jury
    Qualifications: Not available from queue exports.
    HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.6.13
     
  10. dan

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    And it's danathan.
     
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  11. purplepotato

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    Hm, I always thought it was danothy
     
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  12. dan

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    That's my maiden name
     
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  13. Kathleen!

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    I returned - my phone carrier said it was out of my area...
     
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  14. morweeg

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    Are you trying to summon @Perr
     
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    had some friends go on a trip there. Had all their weed taken when they tried to pop over to Canada. Other than that they had a lovely trip
     
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    @Tracy Wethington if schools ever open back up you can archive these for lunch box day
     
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    Canadians are thieving bastards
     
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    Too many danned beavers!
     
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  19. dan

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    So there's a taxidermy beaver on letgo. It's really fucking awesome. I offered to drink beers and paint his fence with him via teamwork as a trade. No idea if he even has a fence. No response yet but I'm hoping for the best.
     
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    Speak of the devil, just got a response.

    Turns out he doesn't have a fence but he needs a riding lawnmower. Shit.
     
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