09/12 - Surely it must be Saturday

#2

 

@AlexZ later tonight

 

Whoever chose yellow as font color for that GIF is a big weirdo.

 

Title: Is the saying "haters gonna hate" true?(~ 5 minutes) | PANDA
Requester: Jeremy Frimer [A2J7I7OSUHHYJX]
TurkerView: [ $11.20 / hour ]
Description: Is the saying "haters gonna hate" true? Offer your views.
Duration: 180 Min
Available: 34
Reward: $0.30
Qualifications:

• Exc: [-300737225-244998] DoesNotExist
• Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 50,
• HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95,
• CR Research Group #1 GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100,
• Location In US,

[3T9V9E4TMO59QHERCFMMM66UGLBQXJ]​

 

Title: Audio quality preference test | Accept Requester: Christopher Liberatore [A14C1LOBO4J7BH] Contact TV: [Hrly=$20.75] [Pay=Generous] [Approval=~24 hrs] [Comm=Unrated] [Rej=0] [Blk=0] TO: No Reviews TO2: No Reviews Reward: 6.00 Duration: 3:00:00 Available: 0 Description: Audio quality preference test between pairs of utterances Qualifications: Not available from queue exports.

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.6.13​

 

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Title: Matching Products | PANDA
Requester: ffmatching [AW987SOOTDK6P]
TurkerView: [ $15.54 / hour ]
Description: Do the pair of products displayed represent the same product.
Duration: 5 Min
Available: 31
Reward: $0.03
Qualifications:

• HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 98,
• Total approved HITs GreaterThan 5000,
• ff-matching-qualification Exists

[3NXBKB55982P92ASJQ0BK8ADX1D9LQ]​

 

I knew hiring @Bob W as the Head of Marketing was the right call.

 

MTurk employee ID #
MY WHAT ?!

 

Got some "chicken wing" sausages from the deli.

 

Lies [A2H1O28PNF0Y2L] Answer a survey about your mobile phone - $1.17 | PANDA
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Generous[/div]
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<24 hours[/div]
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Unrated[/div][/div]
[div] style="float: left; width: 33%;" | $25.68 / hour
00:02:44 / completion time[/div]
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Approved! ​

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Catchability: Expiring Now (HIT Last Seen: 54 minutes ago)
Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) > 90; Location EqualTo US;
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To read Lies's full profile check out TurkerView!​

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Today must be a Tuesday, because it's been flames thus far.

 

Title: Transcription_Hits_Txtrct_Train_iVision_Sourced_Invoice_Rectified_v1_batch_2 | PANDA
Requester: Vision Intelligence [A2BV8ZPEIWC1XE]
TurkerView: [ $2.61 / hour ]
Description: A few words will be displayed as images, type the text you see in the image.
Duration: 30 Min
Available: 1
Reward: $0.03
Qualifications:

• RekognitionBlocked DoesNotExist
• HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 90,
• rekognition internal DoesNotExist
• Location NotIn US-AL, US-AR, US-HI, US-IA, US-ID, US-LA, US-ME, US-MO, US-MS, US-NE, US-NM, US-OK, US-RI, US-SD, US-UT, US-VT, US-WY,

[3J1UFC9Z098EV9TOSZMQ206Z2162Q3]​

 

New Requester Profile!

Sandra [A2P0ZBHZQ0M56C] Short reading comprehension test - $0.80 | PANDA
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Fair[/div]
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Unrated[/div]
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Unrated[/div][/div]
[div] style="float: left; width: 33%;" | $11.03 / hour
00:04:21 / completion time[/div]
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Long page of reading material. Couple of bubbles. Brief writing prompt.[/div]
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Catchability: Very Low (HIT Last Seen: 56 minutes ago)
Qualifications:
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To read Sandra's full profile check out TurkerView!​

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no wonder this hit pays $45
jfc

 

brutal, huh?
*trashes PANDA*