I don't want a 5 pointed star anywhere near my oyster cracker or my anal-anything
We're not even dead yet!
That's cold....but a clutch call on the dibs, I can respect that. You were probably that person who always rode shotgun...
There's about 100 badges
That's how you know you're playing it right. If you aren't treating meaningless hockey like it's the Cup finals, you should just quit now.
If I am crushing his dreams more than a newborn, then he has it too easy
It sounded more like something a Shakespeare character would say after getting stabbed in the brain a little bit, and everyone else is just kind...
Dude, how sleep deprived are you?
I bet this sounded more profound in your head.
Aren't you Canadian yet?
THAT's what she said
Surely I have given you $700 worth of life lessons over the years. Look how far you've come, when the forum first started, you were an opinionated...
yup, but luckily in those cases there's something to watch, and if you find a good spot to hunker down you might have a chance of being left...
My son is the most confident kid you'll ever see, and wants to talk to everyone. Meanwhile, I'm standing there like, "No, I don't...
The days of 5 year olds walking home alone are long gone
He walks, but with me right there, awkwardly trying to make small talk with other...
oops, I'm late picking him up from school...you guys are a bad influence
I know my methods are controversial, but when the baby is hungry, you feed the baby
Please, no hate mail
I can't show my face around here if you spank me two weeks in a row in two different leagues
no, they haven't dropped yet, so yes, you can stay here
Holy fuck, is that how fast batches go these days?
I want to go back inside my VRAPI bubble. Please VRAPI wan kenobi, you're my only hope.
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