Well, yes. I am both basic and white.
Does White Claw count as drinking?
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Oh my god. You've changed my life.
Is there anything better than cream cheese on whole-wheat toast? No.
Me too.
Gorgeous! My hair has gradually been getting wavy over the last several years but I can't get it to look good naturally.
You all wish you had a kitten sleeping on you like I do.
No one even likes you.
Broad City is everything @IcyTundra. I now love you forever and always. I know that's a curse but I can't take it back.
I've been watching Conan remotes for about three days. Someone give me something else. I want to laugh more.
@ChrisTurk is a poisoned marshamallow, for sure.
Chardonnay is the devil's swill.
I need a funnel stat.
Merry Christmas, fuckwits! [img]
We're having fun together.
I can disorient a fish.
Wait, I'm supposed to respond to dick pics? Ugh, I'm going to be up for a week or so.
Less than Jenna but more than Liz.
I feel like that's what we should all do. Yet, we stay. Like rotting turtles on the beach.
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