05/16 - Overly Excited 4 Thursday

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I haven't edited a single one of those posts, you read it wrong right out of the gate.

Which is fine, but at this point you are outright refusing to listen to me tell you our school literally had a mobile classroom on campus but unattached to the normal buildings where they stuck the kids who had done shit that would normally get them expelled from a high school because they didn't want to eat the neg-reps on our state's ridiculous standardized scoring. That is not "normal" - those aren't kids who were just gonna go work at the mill those were kids who were scary AF.

Now, for reference:


Please, tell me more about my life in a good school district. I'm super duper excited to learn about my life through your eyes, I'm flattered you were watching it all unfold!

 

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Let me know when you're nicknamed "The Bone Crusher"

...you're terrifying LOL

 

ThisPoorBoneCrushingMod.

 

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so, are you saying i shouldn't visit her in october?

 

he hasnt broken his son's fingers or his sibling's leg, aint no one gonna believe that shit

 

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which is scarier, the bone crusher or the boner crusher

 

...have you arranged for someone to feed the Buzby that is totally not in your basement?

 

we don't know that

 

I was trying to find a way to joke about asking for x-rays without being quoted as advocating child abuse, this is more difficult when it isn't quarantined to TO

 

Okay I'm going to include your avatar for the weekly review people here as you prob will change it by then: