09/13 - This Turkers Work Thursday

And yet, you just never return my phone calls.

TIL I need to be Ariana Grande.

Le-Sigh

 

I washed my own butt, and most people are jerkoffs, that's why I was liked lol

 

Time to work...I didn't do a good job today dodging bullshit so now pressed to make my $50 in 2 hr 10 minutes

 

lol I have a coworker at work who is very timid and when I came back he wouldn't talk to me for the longest time so I can only imagine this is what I looked like to him.

 

Me, Eating Bird's Ass, (2018, Colorized)

 

Time to work...I didn't do a good job today dodging bullshit so now pressed to make my $50 in 2 hr 10 minutes

Otherwise known as please pay attention to me

 

The idea of getting a C makes me physically ill.

In the first grade, I got a needs improvement for my behavior (I talked too much lmao), I once got a 76 in math but then raised it to an 88 by the end of the year (I still got grounded on both counts), and I flunked German 101 via too many absences (the semester I way over did it and got 7 As and an F. My dad tried to ground me then but I didn’t live at home so it wasn’t effective.)

I uhh , I clearly don’t have any high strung anxiety about this type of thing at all!

 

I was all zzz in high school

 

that is salt that they are sprinkling

 

Yeah he's never the salt

 

I barely passed

BUT LOOKIT ME NOW

making pennies on the internet

mom is proud

 

i was a terrible student that tested well. did okay in high school, worked out great in college

 

I was lucky to get out in 5, somehow I conned them into me doing "office work" that I didn't do for credits

But wtf my school was two blocks from the ocean, what was I supposed to do? go?

 

I'd go in for finals and ace them, but they didn't care, but to be fair, I took the class 8 times

 

Matt, is that you!?

 

the only thing i do on airplanes is sleep, so no

 

Hey Long Island, did you know Beach channel HS?

 

same, when I started paying for it, the grades got a lot better