10/05 - Flash Friday!

I read it as ten fingers. Don't ask me how my mind works.

Spoiler: Tangent: College story

Reminds me of this time in college I was talking to the neighbors and they referred to this girl as "Leslie "Four-Finger" Butch" (name obviously changed) and my roommate's girlfriend goes "OH MY GOD I NEVER KNEW SHE ONLY HAD FOUR FINGERS!"


Spoiler: They weren't talking about the number of fingers on her hand.

 

I actually initially read it as ten fingers as well and realized that was less likely

 

ten fingers seems more common than 10 inches though

 

heyyyyy!
I resem... oh I used that joke already
carry on

 

I really wish there was a "" react.

 

But less possible-likely. Not commonplace

 

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Settle down there pork chop.

You should leave some details about yourself a mystery

 

true, but i'll do some video research on the internet later

 

Describe your first sexual experience.

How do you describe a non-existent experience?

 

Hey.

Don’t talk about your pillow as if she’s nonexistent. That will hurt her feelings!

 

talk about the time you accidently touched a girls ankle

 

Bench told me to give her 8 inches and make it hurt.



...so I gave it to her four times and punched her in the face.

 

Bench told me to give it to her like a man.



...so I fucked her in the ass and called her Steve.

 

This sounds like what should be a really fast survey.

 

I don't mean to back seat mod, but can you guys keep it clean please?

 

I dunno but have you seen Mr.Clean's rock hard abs?

 

NSFW

 

I dated a guy who was very nice (and maybe had a big ass boat to boot) but warned me that “ women just can’t handle his size,” and how its literally scared women off and ruined his love life.

Yeah, sure, right? I’m sure you’re just soooo tremendous.

I HAVE NEVER NOPED OUT SO FAST IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

I just...I’m still speechless to this day. That poor dude. I wonder if he ever found love.