Halloween really has the best gifs lol


night y'all

 

If you cannot sleep count cows instead of sheep.

How do you count cows?

With a cowculator

 

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.

 

1975 Cher - Witchy Woman :)

 

Title: Answer a survey about business ideas | Accept Requester: Michael Pietersen [A2K7AHT7WA7RXT] Contact TV: [Hrly=$11.47] [Pay=Fair] [Approval=~24 hrs] [Comm=Excellent] [Rej=0] [Blk=0] TO: No Reviews TO2: No Reviews Reward: 3.00 Duration: 50:00 Available: 1 Description: The purpose of the study is to understand how individuals make business decisions and generate ideas. You will be required to provide details about your background, and complete a number of decision tasks, including a task to develop a business idea. Qualifications: Study 1 DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 98; Total approved HITs GreaterThan 5000; Study 4 DoesNotExist ; Location EqualTo US

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.6.13​

 

Title: Measuring User Understanding of Location Privacy Zones | Accept Requester: Adam Aviv (GWU) [A2NF9IH0H0C49Z] Contact TV: [Hrly=$13.21] [Pay=Good] [Approval=~24 hrs] [Comm=Unrated] [Rej=0] [Blk=0] TO: [Pay=0.00] [Fast=0.00] [Comm=0.00] [Fair=0.00] [Reviews=1] [ToS=0] TO2: No Reviews Reward: 3.75 Duration: 1:15:00 Available: 1 Description: We are conducting an academic survey about location privacy and privacy zones as used on fitness applications. You will be asked to complete an external survey that will ask you to discern the Privacy Zone from sample maps, as well as answer questions about Privazy Zones and location privacy. You will be compensated $3.75 for your work. We have found that it takes approximately *30 minutes* on average to complete this HIT, so please be mindful of the assignment duration. You may only take this HIT once, even across multiple posting of the HIT. Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThan 200; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 98; Location EqualTo US

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.6.13​

Extremely easy once you get the concept.

 

Title: Watch Videos and Predict Intentions | PANDA Requester: MIT Computational Cognitive Science Lab [A169KO11CVDBYU] (Req TV): $19.65/hr/hr (TO): [Pay: N/A] [Fair: N/A] [Comm: N/A] [Fast: N/A] Description: Give us your opinion about our products Time: 3 hour(s) HITs Available: 1 Reward: $6.50 Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThan 0; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 98; Location EqualTo US;

 

Title: Thoughts and Feelings Regarding Others | PANDA Requester: WANG XU JIAHE [ASZB0Q62N9X6S] (Req TV): $14.09/hr/hr (TO): [Pay: N/A] [Fair: N/A] [Comm: N/A] [Fast: N/A] Description: help us to construct a new psychological measure Time: 48 hour(s) HITs Available: 1 Reward: $7.00 Qualifications: Gender - Male EqualTo 1; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 90; Location EqualTo US;

 

Ma Study [A1075SN9WRZR1R] [20 Minute Test] Video Quality Test - $3.00 | PANDA

Unrated

Unrated

Unrated

$11.51 / hour
00:15:38 / completion time

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Pros:
Great pay, you could probably go faster than me!

Cons:
potential motion sickness and weird multiple choice questions

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: a second ago)
Qualifications: Total approved HITs >= 1; HIT approval rate (%) >= 90; Location EqualTo US;

To read Ma Study's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

Ashton Shortridge [A3QTCDQETM327N] Rate Outdoor Images - $1.02 | PANDA

Unrated

Unrated

Unrated

$18.00 / hour
00:03:24 / completion time

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Pros:
Why not for pay? One long page with images and bubbles.

Cons:
One weird extra image at bottom

Catchability: Okay (HIT Last Seen: 5 minutes ago)
Qualifications: Total approved HITs > 300; HIT approval rate (%) > 97; Qualification to Prevent Retakes DoesNotExist ; Location EqualTo US;

To read Ashton Shortridge's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

Oznur Alkan [A19ZXVWAGT4TMD] User-driven AI model test - $3.00 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$12.93 / hour
00:13:55 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:
There really needs to be a few practice rounds AND some, y'know, actual instructions. 91% approval, so don't do this if you can't risk a rejection.

Catchability: Okay (HIT Last Seen: 10 minutes ago)
Qualifications: Participated DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs >= 50; HIT approval rate (%) >= 96; Location EqualTo US; Adult Content Qualification EqualTo 1;

To read Oznur Alkan's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

New Requester Profile!

appdev noetic [AZOQAYK2J6E7A] Please give your opinion on your streaming service subscriptions, if any. - $0.50 | PANDA

Unrated

Unrated

Unrated

$16.67 / hour
00:01:48 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:
Potential rejection. The bot will keep surveying even after it goes through it's questions

Catchability: Okay (HIT Last Seen: 20 seconds ago)
Qualifications:

To read appdev noetic's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

Gizem [A34CB6KZ8MMV4H] Earn $0.5 in 4 minutes! Complete a short survey for academics(~ 4 minutes) - $0.50 | PANDA

Unrated

Unrated

Unrated

$9.68 / hour
00:03:06 / completion time

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Pros:
Run-of-the mill reading with mild bubbles. Short writing.

Cons:

Catchability: Okay (HIT Last Seen: 2 minutes ago)
Qualifications: Exc: [251568-250979] DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) >= 95; CR Research Group #1 >= 100; Location In US;

To read Gizem's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

G' MORNING // G' NIGHT!

 

^^^ The actual instructions^^^

Text they want you to transcribe:
[sarcasm] We don't care if you speak English. She her horses eat salads by beach some lives are pretty! We might be sadists, so only the first and third sentences are grammatically correct; look a semi-colon to trick you. Confusing sentence that is not not English to test your English English? Why not add a fifth sentence because we want to see you suffer. Did you copy that repeated word word question mark. [sarcasm]

:emoji_face_palm: Didn't know if it was okay to upload the actual screenshot, so I hid some identifying info. This is a whole other level, night crew.:emoji_scream_cat:

 

Spoiler: SPOILER HIT NAME

MPR Lab 10 Minute research study! (~11 minutes)

And later they provide a mysteriously timed page full of badly phrased word problems with a next button that takes way too long to appear. Wow. I won't take up too much space with my late night rant about this hit.

 

Vera te Velde [AC4WB48BTHJAS] Take a simple survey about decision-making - $0.50 | PANDA

Fair

Unrated

Unrated

$10.34 / hour
00:02:54 / completion time

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Pros:
potential $1 bonus

Cons:
bonus not disclosed

Catchability: Okay (HIT Last Seen: 12 minutes ago)
Qualifications: rejectedbots DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) > 98; ClusterUsers DoesNotExist ; Location EqualTo US;

To read Vera te Velde's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

Good Morning! It's Wine-o Wednesday