There are words in this post that make me feel like I'm watching big bang theory. They should just put you in the CERN superblackholinator5000.

 

Technically, it's a miniature version.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoli_Bugorski
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proton_therapy

And yes, I had a nerdgasm when they said it was gonna be proton therapy because I'm that big of a geek to know this stuff offhand. Plus, I was engaged to an RN for 8 years, and dated another for 3, and also worked in a hospital.

 

@Squatcobbler it's snowing

 

I'm the type of nerd who also knows enough physics to instinctively know how things work but can't write formulae with a gun to my head. Get me drunk one night and I'll tell you about how I think that Alcubierre's warp drive could be done without negative energy but would still need massive amounts of matter/anti-matter, pressurized osmium plasma, and focused energy density so that E=Mc2 could be graduated down to create a warped bubble of spacetime using warp nacelles..but they'd have to be designed with the inverse square law in mind or it'd rip to shreds like firing a Jello cup out of a Howitzer.

 

.. in the meanwhile I always accept whatever change the cashier gives me because I can't calculate it fast enough to know if it's right :biblethump:

Morning everyone!!

 

I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough. I've just handed in my too weak notice.

 

:emoji_joy: ok, this one is great. @ThisPoorGuy ?

 

Requestor: Roma Lay
Title: Mobile User Experience

Sends you looking for a penis pump (the hydromax). And, having found it and a code is suppose to appear on the screen - nothing happens. It's only $0.02 but it fills me with rage.

 

I mean hey at least your Sim City looks good.

 

morning everyone

 

Joshua Hart [ABD30ZXCET8EC] Answer a survey about your opinions - $0.40 | PANDA

Fair

Unrated

Unrated

$12.20 / hour
00:01:58 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: a second ago)
Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) > 98; Total approved HITs > 50; Location EqualTo US;

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Bridgette Watkins [A5IS0ZOG72E17] Condom Use Attitudes and Intentions Study - $1.01 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$20.78 / hour
00:02:55 / completion time

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Pros:
Description: What the survey title says. Read an ad and answer questions about it, then answer some general health questions. Bubbles. 1 page demographics. No feedback form.

Cons:
- Timed reading page on the ad.
- As you can probably guess, asks somewhat sensitive questions. Doesn't ask for as much detail as other surveys like this that I've taken in the past, though.

Catchability: Okay (HIT Last Seen: 13 minutes ago)
Qualifications: Total approved HITs > 1000; HIT approval rate (%) > 98; Location EqualTo US;

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Happy Sunday all!

 

Jay Brown [AE478L0RH6NW7] Establishing the Subfactors of a Larger Regulatory Factor - $1.25 | PANDA

Low

Unrated

Unrated

$8.18 / hour
00:09:10 / completion time

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Pros:
Description: Answer a bunch of personality-type questions. Sliders. Demographics up front. No feedback form.

Cons:
- Instead of Bubble Hell, it's Slider Purgatory.

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: a second ago)
Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) > 95; Location EqualTo US;

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Joshua Hart [ABD30ZXCET8EC] Answer a survey about your opinions - $0.40 | PANDA

Unrated

Unrated

Unrated

$21.49 / hour
00:01:07 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: a second ago)
Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) > 98; Total approved HITs > 50; Location EqualTo US;

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New Requester Profile!

Kate Reynolds [A2RD1Z69R2HQIT] A short survey for music streaming app users - $0.25 | PANDA

Fair

Unrated

Unrated

$7.96 / hour
00:01:53 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:
no code

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: a second ago)
Qualifications:

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New Requester Profile!

Circe [A25C8B1PKGS5C7] Answer a survey about athleisure apparel perception - $0.35 | PANDA

Unrated

Unrated

Unrated

$14.82 / hour
00:01:25 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Okay (HIT Last Seen: 31 seconds ago)
Qualifications:

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Title: Answer a survey on depression scales | Accept Requester: Amy [A2Z99BWWD4DK9H] Contact TV: [Hrly=$24.31] [Pay=Generous] [Approval=~24 hrs] [Comm=Unrated] [Rej=0] [Blk=0] TO: No Reviews TO2: No Reviews Reward: 1.60 Duration: 2:00:00 Available: 0 Description: Gather your response on three depression scales and collect basic personal information for research use Qualifications: Not available from queue exports.

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.6.13​