08/14 - Floccinaucinihilipilification Friday

I just LOVE return reviews that say "Screened out" and the ONLY screener was the beginning attention check.

 

Ayalla Ruvio [A2YJAAE8HFL8ZZ] COVID 19 - 2 parts survey(~ 8 minutes) - $2.00 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$21.56 / hour
00:05:34 / completion time

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Pros:
Nice - simple - and decent pay

Cons:

Catchability: Okay (HIT Last Seen: 13 minutes ago)
Qualifications: Exc: [6824262-239304] DoesNotExist ; Inc: [214843-239304] Exists ; HIT approval rate (%) >= 80; Location In US;

To read Ayalla Ruvio's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

Instead of moving the bowl, I just fill King's bowl from a jug. Much easier. Would recommend. Very few wet spots on my floor.

 

this is the way

 

Just make sure you rinse out the actual bowl every so often because that shit's gross.

 

The key is to get the cheapest bowl that wont disintegrate in a dishwasher so you can get 2-3 of them and just rotate out 1x/2wks in winter or 1/x/wk in summer. Ditto for mats & similar accessories.

 

Isaac Lipkus [AHBH5RRH72TWC] Race relations in the United States(~ 15 minutes) - $2.50 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$16.82 / hour
00:08:55 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Okay (HIT Last Seen: 10 minutes ago)
Qualifications: TP Panel: -727007145 N >= 100; HIT approval rate (%) >= 75; CR Research Group #1 >= 100; Exc: [-196350791-239391] DoesNotExist ; Location In US;

To read Isaac Lipkus's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

Thanks, and "D'oh!" Didn't see the inc!
I'm very tired and have already had my Friday night 7 oz. pony bottle of beer.
I'll probably do my 'early to bed and early to rise' thing soon, unless I come up
with something incredibly brilliant and/or interesting to share.
Oh wait! I just thought of something! (Imagine that!)

Yes, Friends!
It's time for another episode of 'Fun Facts to Know and Tell!'
Q: Why was flying on the Concorde aircraft such a 'quiet' experience?
A: See jpeg below!

 

This one does the job, you can also buy a 3-pack at a discount - https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B022XK5TJ3/

 

Title: Evaluation Study(~ 1 minutes) | Accept Requester: Stanford GSB Behavioral Lab [A3OSXTUM1QEXNY] Contact TV: [Hrly=$14.27] [Pay=Good] [Approval=~24 hrs] [Comm=Acceptable] [Rej=0] [Blk=0] TO: [Pay=3.24] [Fast=4.13] [Comm=3.40] [Fair=4.35] [Reviews=666] [ToS=8] TO2: No Reviews Reward: 0.15 Duration: 10:00 Available: 45 Description: Earn $0.15 for 1 minute. Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; CR Research Group #1 GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; Exc: [240065-239476] DoesNotExist ; Location In US

 

This is set up in such a way now that you will lose the majority of your bonus in the second part.. High of $7 is a complete lie. Maybe when it was first release but not this version. Lag is also so terrible it will likely take 40 minutes to complete.


Title: Wildlife Poaching Game | PANDA
Requester: Xinming Liu [AVS4EWK1BY3ZO]
TurkerView: [ $19.07 / hour ]
Description: Play a fun game and earn some $$$. You will spend about 20 minutes playing a wildlife poaching game as the poacher. Your final payment will be a fixed payment of $1 plus a bonus. Your bonus depends on your performance in the game and can be as high as $7!
Duration: 60 Min
Available: 1
Reward: $1.00
Qualifications:

• NoRetakers DoesNotExist
• HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 95

[3203J2GC3Q8QKFWK72CTICBVPCZ48U]​

 

he also drinks out of your cup when you're not looking

 

Haha I open amazon links in incognito and adblock doesn't work there so I didn't get to see the video

OTOH, the ad was political so not sure I'm winning anything here.

 

This is 95% of the reason why I use a bottle with a lid on it.

 

@ChrisTurk, what the fuck are these reaction emoticons

 

Chelsea Sanker [A305QYOYJXHMPJ] Identify English words - $3.00 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$21.09 / hour
00:08:32 / completion time

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Pros:
No effort to do, just listen.

Cons:

Catchability: Very Low (HIT Last Seen: 67 minutes ago)
Qualifications: Prior Participation in Word Identification 2 DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs > 100; HIT approval rate (%) > 90; Location EqualTo US;

To read Chelsea Sanker's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

I drink out of my dog's bowl when she's not looking, so it's a fair trade.

(someone is going to read this and think I'm serious and I'm totally okay with that )

Also, welcome back. Haven't seen you in a minute.

 

Just enable Adblock while incognito.

 

Yeah was gonna say that's why I usually just go to the sink. I used to just use the nalgene I always have for myself. But apparently it doesn't take long and once you've left it and take a paper towel to it.

 

Someone mentioned a 'redneck Karen' today.
I had no idea what a Karen was until recently when the magnificent
and munificent @morweeg explained it instead of laughing at me.
But I got the impression that Karens are 'hoity-toity'.
Is a redneck Karen an equally acceptable concept?