06/29 - Thirsty Thursday!

JEALOUS

 

time to go buy a new dining room table

 

I got a new washer and dryer last summer and Home Depot has free delivery and installation, but to get installation you have to buy new (way overpriced) hoses. You can't get delivery without installation. So basically 'free' means you pay $35 for 2 bucks of hoses. Whatever.

I thought the washer was defective because it would do cold water if you selected hot and vice versa. Right before calling GE I decided to check the water hookups. These bozos hooked up the water backwards. Those $35 hoses I had to buy were blue and red. Dumb fucks hooked up the red hose to the blue port.

My point here is that if Home Depot people can't figure out a color coded installation process, you should be happy if the Sears guys avoid driving their truck into your house.

 

Ugh.

Mathematical Ability Validation Test
37/175

 

You can do it!!

 

I <3 Math!

 

They are going to be so pissed off when I finally open the box and they realize it's not for them, it's dog food. This TH post brought to you by Chewy, the website that causes me to order 70 pound packages to my door that probably make the fed-ex guy want to murder me.

 

Well, sent in VRAPI....wait and see.

 

did you rub that box in catnip or something?

 

But chewy is the besttttt. Screw the fedex guy. He probably just throws it out of the truck onto your porch anyway

 

Whew they almost got me with that trick twist at the end lol. Sure glad I caught that before I submitted it.

 

I mean, when has anyone apologized to you for getting their machine infected? It's their job. That's my take at least, maybe i'm a cynical douche, but you know what you're signing up for lol

 

that's my take when people freak out about stores opening on Thanksgiving night. Like... you took a job in retail your ass is going to be working holidays lol.