2020 has a vitamin deficiency
we did the job too well
It’s like telling a child that there are fresh cookies on the counter but they can’t have any until their room is clean and then leaving them...
missed rick roll opportunity
one yes/no question about a controversial topic with basically no demographics, solid data they are getting there
I mean their no snakes in your attic but still a hard pass
every time I go in my crawl space I expect a possum to the throat
I’m totally telling my 3 year old to soften his forehead tomorrow
I had one of my sous chefs ask a day off work last week because his 9 year old was talking shit on him on call of duty and he has to put him in...
until next time
You start banners and are shocked when everyone is all sweet sassy mallassy?
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