I always call him Elaine when he's dancing:emoji_laughing:
[IMG] ┗(＾0＾)┓MATT DANCE BATCH DANCE♪(┌・。・)┌
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I have a flying playlist I named "On the Nose," and this is, of course, on it:emoji_grin:
I keep a decoy mug out for this reason and use a cup with a top for myself haha! The cats all think they slick:bearnielazer::santabearnie:
[img][img] Just another morning in Birdie's house for wayward ferals.
I get so excited when I get a @Dharma notification! [img]
Matt's coworker has gotten into baking recently, and so sends him home with stuff for me to eat and rate. Snickerdoodles with caramel in the...
Someone cut him out and sold him for stacks of cash!
My kidney just exploded from reading this. [img]
I love cats and I was still 100% done with that ash hole cat my ash hole neighors had- the giant un-fixed indoor outdoor housecat that was attacking...
[img] you’re lucky it was her and not me :emoji_kissing_heart:
See, this is exactly why I fly private! Commercial flying, gross! That being said, the only commerical flight I've taken in like 3 years was...
[img] Being a teenager was the worrrrrrst! Every single time I hear someone talk about how high school was the best time of their life, l'm like,...
I moved all the ones I found outside when I could. A couple lived next to my gas meter and ate the ants that kept trying to come in my kitchen...
A black widow was living behind our bed...had babies in the house. That was fun! [img]
[img] Awww! Just like whatever you like without shame :) Unless you like hating cats, then feel shame!:emoji_stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
That's why we hate each other so intensely:emoji_kissing_heart:
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