My dad had a hell of a time trying all those foul tasting topical things to try and make me stop. It didn’t work. I still start chewing my hands...
I have so many jokes about the problems of my dislocated wrist and my uh...”home job.” but it’s not th after dark yet :emoji_innocent:
My dance teacher always reminded us to "PROTECT YOUR FACEEEEE!" And I always laughed about this, until I saw a girl fall from a lift and just...
Probably the same way I got dropped in a lift and dislocated my wrist instead of my legs- breaking your fall with your arm:emoji_sweat_smile: I've...
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vet [img] I did the math on how much I spent on vet care this year and I about cried. It was basically equal to how much Matt has spent on...
@Kayashi can be my daddy any day cause he's super cool! Woops, that came out sounding real different than I originally meant. [img]
Moby and Outkast at the Area 1 Tour and why was I even allowed to be there at the tender age of 11:emoji_joy: I was with my mom, who I rarely saw...
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My tactic is to rub their tummies back whenever someone has randomly grabbed a pregnant friend's tummy like a creeper:emoji_imp: OH! YOU DONT...
Man, when my dad realized it was him, 2 daughters, and his wife that is 20 years younger all under one roof:emoji_joy: [img]
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Can confirm. I was the feral, second child:emoji_grin:
Don't laugh, but I actually made mine and I have NO SEWING SKILL. I got one of those fleece blankets that is basically two fleece blankets that...
See, that's WHY I have one. Massive insonmia and it helps me nod off or relax when I'm anxious. When Skeeter gets anxious, he curls up under one...
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I worked in Pennies, Dilliards, and Justice during and after college and HOO BOY, people could be insane when it came to girls clothing. I feel...
Right, cause the person yelling at a cashier for doing her job is somehow in the right. @ChrisTurk Where's the spellcheck, man?!
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