Me: You didn't close the toilet seat again, the cats are just gonna knock something else in there! Matt-bot: THERE WAS AN EARTHQUAKE WHILE I WAS...
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Matt-bot already covered that :emoji_joy:
I thought the bass in my music was JUST THAT BUMPIN! [img]
My kitchenaid tried to launch itself into orbit:emoji_joy: Quake hit the Mojave super shaky fun time lol. Matt-bot was apparently in the bathroom...
I made Matt-bot's oatmeal smile! [img]
World shake. Birb dance. Birb think bass line is bumpin. Birb wonder why kitchenaid tries to launch off counter. Thanks for checking! I survived...
Welcome! Enjoy this picture of my cats! [img]
Bb, if you need to feel more complete, I'll be your girlfriend! You won't run me off with your opinions :emoji_kissing_heart:
Right, cause "getting a man," is what all women need to be happy. JFC. Where in the the actual fuck are the mods.
Basically!
The 4th is also now known as "birb dances thru an earthquake day." [img]
It was like 40 miles off my house and I live between fault lines, so we got shooooook. [img]
Managed to text Matt's Mom before she saw the news, winning! I didn't want her to panic :emoji_sweat_smile:
Joashua trees and bushes here, no tall cacti. Only tiny cacti that you will accidentally run into and stab thyself. Unless you're Skeet, who...
I was just coming to post this. It was shaky AF in the desert. So, naturally, I was dancing while baking and didn't realize it was an earthquake...
Me: I should get a nice pic of skeeter! Skeeter: [img]
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