05/07 - Twinge Tuesday!

@ThisPoorGuy sauntered thru the streets of New York, admiring his turgid muscles in the reflections of the buildings that reminded him, he was, in fact, an adult human male. He felt strapping, NAY, brawny! He arched his vigorous and powerful eyebrows at a slim female who walked by, and reminded himself that he was a red-blooded male, with rugged, extra shredded elbows. He tried to flex his strapping, lumberjack like pecs for the passing by thot, but alas, her gaze was settled elsewhere. He walked his beefcake body the rest of the way to his yoga class, because keepin' a caveman like physique required stretching and he was resolute to remain a stallion that feared no other two fisted man who might challenge him. Resolute in his dedication to his hunky ways, he snapped the elastic waistband of his lululemon yoga pants, before stiffly dropping into downward dog- potently, like a man, because he was a human male.

 

That's a little more disturbing than I expected...

 

Because they're woefully unrepresented. I loved minidiscs/UMDs. They were such interesting little ideas.

 

Annabelle Roberts [AATUQ4YBH7D78] Decision Making(~ 5 minutes) - $0.50 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$15.93 / hour
00:01:53 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Qualifications: Exc: [4635367-145203] DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs >= 100; HIT approval rate (%) >= 90; Location In US;

To read Annabelle Roberts's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

There is a reason that I baked them for as long as I did. TV warned you.

2/2 approved

 

anas [ACT0KET5LX0D1] Short survey about signs - $0.50 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$18.95 / hour
00:01:35 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Qualifications: Total approved HITs > 500; HIT approval rate (%) >= 99; Location EqualTo US;

To read anas's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

I need an adult!

 

I'll be in my bunk.

 

PsychLabAtBC [A10M90Y8PUKQ1E] 45 min psychology study - play an economic game(~ 45 minutes) - $4.51 $0.01 bonus | PANDA

Unrated

Unrated

Unrated

$8.00 / hour
00:33:55 / completion time

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Pros:
Supposed to be bonus, but I don't know how much.

Cons:
Unless they give a decent bonus, the pay on this hit is awful. There are 5 minutes of instructions, with a test over the instructions before you can start.

Qualifications: Total approved HITs >= 100; Exc: [-379553874-145223] DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) >= 97; Location In US;

To read PsychLabAtBC's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

@ThisPoorGuy pondered @Hummingbirdee 's proflic prose and considered if it was jealousy or confusion that prompted his extra masculine rage.

He vigorously typed, "i don't even..."

 

IMC Lab [A1T434NH13YMQU] Judging Violations (WARNING: This HIT may contain adult content. Worker discretion is advised.) - $6.00 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$15.49 / hour
00:23:14 / completion time

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Pros:
Great pay and won't take you as long as estimated

Cons:
Very slow moving Inquisit like tasks that you have to open in separate windows. Have to copy and paste codes for those task several times.

Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) > 85; FaceMemory DoesNotExist ; Location EqualTo US; Adult Content Qualification EqualTo 1;

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It was the yoga pants, right?

 

You didn't listen to us, and so now you've paid the ultimate price... $5

 

Why yes Chrome, when I drag you into the corner TO TAKE UP LESS SPACE, I certainly want you to fucking expand.