09/23 - Might Be Monday?

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  1. angel

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    After one trip to the grocery store Dave and I were sitting in our hotel calculating how much further his pension check would stretch in Kentucky
     
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  2. gurlondrums

    gurlondrums Cracker of the Step Whip

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    this explains so much
     
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  3. tricker

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    I see you didn't mention the porn...:emoji_joy:

    (I don't drink much either, like almost never, but back when I did? Hoo Hee was nice...)
     
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    A good turking day means you can stake folks to lose it all for you.
     
  5. morweeg

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    Kentucky is one of the cheapest states to live in because no one actually wants to live in Kentucky. *ducks Tracy's rock*
     
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  6. redsfan33

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    My buddy in baltimore has the same issue. He found out a few specific places and grocery stores to get beer near his house, but it took him a lot longer than it really should.
     
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    You could always pass out naked and curse your child and their descendants forever when they walk in on you.
     
  8. Ana*

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    my brother moved to Kentucky?
     
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  9. SirKiwiTheBrave

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    The silliest part to me is the arbitrary quantity limit. I think it's 192 fl. oz., which is more than two six packs, but less than three six packs, so, y'know.

    But the stupidest part of it is that it's a limit per transaction. There is nothing to stop you from buying two six packs, putting them in your car, and then coming back to buy another two six packs.

    Or, I buy two six packs, hand them to my wife, and, quite literally as soon as she steps over the line on the floor that separates the evil and dangerous alcohol section of the shop from the boring food section of the shop, I can buy another two six packs.

    Stupid, stupid, stupid. Welcome to my idiotic and anachronistic state commonwealth.
     
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    Can't duck forever...
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    I used to gamble while drinking but I have a story that is so unbelievably hilarious that if I honestly didn't have pictures from my ex-girlfriend documenting it I wouldn't believe it.


    Apparently I got super drunk at a poker table and won like $5000 from all the college kids that had been watching poker on TV and thought going all-in on like every hand meant no one would call a bluff. The casino decided I was a "high roller" and asked me to move to the high stakes table.

    When my girlfriend at the time finally found me I was smoking cigars talking trash to like 60-year-old men in the private high stakes room.


    When I woke up the next day I came to the conclusion that I was going to end up being gunned down by some old man in a cowboy hat named Tex or something and stopped drinking when I play poker.
     
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    Get drunk and see how many ways you can spell beignet before you get it right.
     
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    Everything about this thread since 8AM has been just horrible lol
     
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    that is actually the right amount, I know because the limit is two six packs of pint cans.... 2x6x16=192
     
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    Yes its basically like that statewide it makes no sense. Everytime people visit from out of state they are confused to why they can't get booze. They are like I went to the grocery store and gas stations but no luck. On the other hand I go out of state and im like oh fuck i can get gas and booze or food and booze at grocery stores. I go to austin every year and still am amazed i can get beer from a cvs
     
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    Is that when you got here? ;)
     
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    We could burn the world down and start talking about Marijuana if that would help.
     
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