10/14 - Monster Mash Monday

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Parents of the HubView: How long did it take you to drop your first baby? [votes are public]

Poll closed Oct 16, 2019.

  1. I'm off the hook, doc dropped it on the way out

    1 vote(s)
    1.3%

  2. Didn't even make it out the hospital

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  3. I was careful until the sleep deprivation took hold, < 2 weeks

    4 vote(s)
    5.1%

  4. Waited until their head was hard, < 3 mo

    3 vote(s)
    3.8%

  5. 3mo+ because I never miss attention checks

    9 vote(s)
    11.5%

  6. I'm a show off & never dropped my precious angel cheese cake

    16 vote(s)
    20.5%

  7. /r/childfree subscriber this poll stinks worse than the diapers I don't have to change

    45 vote(s)
    57.7%
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  1. Kayashi

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    Me: Alexa when is Thanksgiving?

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  3. AMindAtTurk

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    She said basically the same thing to me LOL
     
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  4. ChrisTurk

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    Friends, Turkers, Columbus-dayians, lend me your votes for my super scientific survey that totally wont end up on Twitter blasting Turkers as terrible parents and thus proving MTurk is satan spawn:

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    GilbertLab [A1F1L6P4L69ZJG] Short video study(~ 12 minutes) - $1.50 | PANDA


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  7. dan

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    I'm not a parent but I frequently drop babies. Is my input valuable to your research?
     
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  8. ChrisTurk

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    No, and thus you should participate in the survey anyway so I can secure govt funding for my research, ty
     
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    I'm going to vote 8 times to increase the validity of your research by 8 times.
     
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    Did you? My husband did and he's felt guilty about it ever since.
     
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    I don't actually remember, so I chose option 3 because that's probably why I don't remember. I do recall a few bad fumbles so I know a drop happened there at some point.

    Also, he didn't sleep through the night for FIVE YEARS as I've stated before, so he was dropped way more than one time. Generally not on hard cement, but...dropped anyway.
     
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  14. Randomacts

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    The following people are liars or have poor memories:

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  15. ChrisTurk

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    God no, but she's starting to squirm a lot and homegirl was doing squats or some shit in the womb she can JUMP so it's only a matter of time so I'm compiling evidence that I'm not the worst parent for when it does happen :emoji_joy:
     
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  16. Kayashi

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    dude, you're doxxing skills are going down the shitter. theres like no phone numbers, ssns, home addresses, etc. on this
     
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    I dropped my nephew once does that count
     
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    Watch bath time! They're so slippery. :lol:
     
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    Wet. When they're wet or slimy from substances is when it seems to happen the most.

    At least that's my excuse. Lack of friction. Totally wasn't MY fault.
     
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  20. ChrisTurk

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    Everyone learned from last year, because I'm not checking anymore again so if anyone swaps back to their real name before I drop down to 10th place again it's their own fault.
     
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    ChrisTurk, Oct 14, 2019
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