04/28 - Floating Friday!

Live update is a cruel and unforgiving mistress. Quick, someone hop in a time machine and tell me not to have that last drink last night. Just one more I said, that will really make this night great. BAD DECISIONS WERE MADE AND NOW I HAVE BECOME WHAT I DESPISE - pour one out for my grammar homies.

 

I was thinking that message you got might have been clever lyric innuendo, like "If I said I want your body, would you Hold It Against Me? cuz girl, I'm a Slave 4 U, and you're making me Stronger down there if you know what I mean, and that's My Perogative."

But realistically, it was probably just a dick pic.

 

I caught this but now have to leave for real work
Returning in a couple, it actually looks very good for transcription

 

No it was basically something like "Wow you are so beautiful please write me back", or something similar lol. Like yes, hi, I'm the actual Britney Spears here on turkerhub because I don't already have millions of dollars.

 

Title: Judge the similarity of behaviors(~ 3 minutes) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Cornell Psychology Research Lab [A2UE742BKKC8S0] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 3.50] [Fast: 4.67] [Comm: 0.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 16] [ToS: 0] TO 2: [Rate: $5.40/hr] [Pen: -- days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: -- of 0] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Description: We will ask for your opinion on how similar certain behaviors are to each other Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.30 Qualifications: Exc: [1329865-41319] has not been granted; Total approved HITs is not less than 500; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95; Location is one of: US;

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What about the ones that wear hats made of water?

 

Title: Read sentences and answer questions about the meaning of the sentences | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Edward Gibson [AV5ZXNTTPTOV7] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 3.50] [Fast: 3.87] [Comm: 1.00] [Fair: 4.73] [Reviews: 36] [ToS: 0] TO 2: Not Available Description: Read sentences and answer questions about the meaning of the sentences Time: 1 hour HITs Available: 46 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThan 100; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; Location EqualTo US;

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Already posted^^

 

^ those lasted about 1 second

 

I remember he was posting directions to find his fb profile too lol. And come on, everyone knows all the celebs who secretly turk come here to chat with us normies.

 

Title: Verbal Interference and Facial Judgment Experiment | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Andrew Smith [A2PA8T7ZS002UG] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 4.00] [Fast: 5.00] [Comm: 0.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 5] [ToS: 0] TO 2: [Rate: $6.67/hr] [Pen: 0.08 days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: -- of 0] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Description: The purpose of this experiment is to examine verbal interference and how people make judgments about faces. You will receive $1.00 for your participation, which is estimated to last 15 minutes. You must be over 18 to participate. Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95; Location is US;

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If you listen closely you can hear @WimpLo sigh.

 

Okay, what about spiderman?

 

Title: USA only - Answer a survey on housing - Michael Hankinson $.60/5 minutes (>95%) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Michael Hankinson [AY89XXGV893SO] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 5.00] [Fast: 0.00] [Comm: 0.00] [Fair: 0.00] [Reviews: 4] [ToS: 0] TO 2: Not Available Description: Research by Michael Hankinson, Dept of Gov't, Harvard. THIS WAS POSTED YESTERDAY. PLEASE DO NOT COMPLETE TWICE. Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.60 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 95; Location is US;

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