09/05 - Sultry Saturday

MTurk would never pull this shit.

Your credit score can't go down if the website hasn't added a feature since 2014.

 

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FAKE HIT • SATIRE • NOT ACCEPTABLE Generated joke ID: SATIRE-MTPDTRSB-XLYAF​ Title: Draw Bounding Boxes Around 3,000 Identical Parking Lots Without Triggering a PRE Requester: Batch Vanishing Services LLC [FAKE-REQUESTER] TV: [Hrly=$1,000,000.00] [Pay=Absolutely Real] [Approval=Instantly Maybe] [Comm=Carrier Pigeon] [Rej=0*] [Blk=∞] Reward: $69,420.00 Duration: ∞ Available: 9,999 Description: Estimated completion time was calculated by someone who has never completed the HIT. Qualifications: Native Speaker of Every Language; Age EqualTo 18–120; CAPTCHA Approval 100% This HIT is completely fake. There is intentionally no Preview or Accept link. A PANDA actually caught something. Quick—buy a lottery ticket. — HIT Command Center v0.7.11​

 

FAKE HIT • SATIRE • NOT ACCEPTABLE Generated joke ID: SATIRE-MTPDVDDK-R2BVN​ Title: Transcribe All Known Uses of the Word “Other” With No Instructions Whatsoever Requester: Totally Legit University [FAKE-REQUESTER] TV: [Hrly=$9,999.99] [Pay=Suspiciously Good] [Approval=Before Submission] [Comm=Telepathic] [Rej=-4] [Blk=0] Reward: $8,675,309.00 Duration: One fiscal quarter Available: 420 Description: Help train an AI that will replace this task before your payment is approved. Qualifications: Has Survived a Mass Suspension; PRE Tolerance GreaterThan 9000 This HIT is completely fake. There is intentionally no Preview or Accept link. ️ Clicking bubbles for pennies: training tomorrow's AI one sore wrist at a time. ️ — HIT Command Center v0.7.11​

 

FAKE HIT • SATIRE • NOT ACCEPTABLE Generated joke ID: SATIRE-MTPDW6CL-BQ61C​ Title: Draw Bounding Boxes Around A Blurry Receipt From 1997 Without Triggering a PRE Requester: Your Favorite Block List Entry [FAKE-REQUESTER] TV: [Hrly=$420.69] [Pay=Nice] [Approval=Eventually-ish] [Comm=Ouija Board] [Rej=404] [Blk=Yes] Reward: $1,000,000.00 Duration: 00:30 Available: 2,147,483,647 Description: A groundbreaking study that should take 2 minutes, assuming your minutes are 45 minutes long. Qualifications: Masters Exists; Common Sense DoesNotExist; HIT approval rate GreaterThan 100 This HIT is completely fake. There is intentionally no Preview or Accept link. The instructions were longer than the batch lasted. — HIT Command Center v0.7.11​

 

FAKE HIT • SATIRE • NOT ACCEPTABLE Generated joke ID: SATIRE-MTPDY801-NSXQR​ Title: Write a 40,000-Word Essay About The Emotional State of This Traffic Cone Using Only Your Left Elbow Requester: The PRE Factory [FAKE-REQUESTER] TV: [Hrly=$9,999.99] [Pay=Suspiciously Good] [Approval=Before Submission] [Comm=Telepathic] [Rej=-4] [Blk=0] Reward: $8,675,309.00 Duration: 6 months Available: 9,999 Description: Estimated completion time was calculated by someone who has never completed the HIT. Qualifications: Masters Exists; Common Sense DoesNotExist; HIT approval rate GreaterThan 100 This HIT is completely fake. There is intentionally no Preview or Accept link. The requester promised a bonus. The bonus has joined the witness protection program. — HIT Command Center v0.7.11​

 

FAKE HIT • SATIRE • NOT ACCEPTABLE Generated joke ID: SATIRE-MTPDZBFG-UCT89​ Title: Identify All Known Uses of the Word “Other” Using Only Your Left Elbow Requester: Your Favorite Block List Entry [FAKE-REQUESTER] TV: [Hrly=$420.69] [Pay=Nice] [Approval=Eventually-ish] [Comm=Ouija Board] [Rej=404] [Blk=Yes] Reward: $1,000,000.00 Duration: One fiscal quarter Available: 9,999 Description: Your responses are anonymous, except for the 73 demographic questions and retinal scan. Qualifications: Native Speaker of Every Language; Age EqualTo 18–120; CAPTCHA Approval 100% This HIT is completely fake. There is intentionally no Preview or Accept link. ☘️ May your queue stay full and your requesters forget the rejection button. ☘️ — HIT Command Center v0.7.11​

 

new thread

https://forum.turkerview.com/threads/09-06-starship-sunday.6701/

closing this soon