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02/21 - Wacky Wednesday!

Discussion in 'Daily mTurk HITs Threads' started by Melting Glacier, Feb 21, 2018.

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  1. purplepoppi

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    I keep giggling bc this is funny af.
     
  2. ChrisTurk

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    dreams crushed :emoji_sob::emoji_sob::emoji_sob::emoji_sob:
     
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  3. SAJ

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    Title: Answer a survey about your banking behavior | Accept
    Requester: Paula Dootson [A1CGIDPWR7O3WD] Contact
    TV: [Hrly: $28.80] [Pay: 5.00] [Fast: null] [Comm: null] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Blk: 0]
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    Requirements: HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 95; Location EqualTo US
    HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.1.12
     
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  4. EssArrBee

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    You sound more like a sailor than a soldier. Just gotta get you fit enough to be on a boat.
     
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  5. ChrisTurk

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    I mean if we can just ignore the cardio stuff I'm golden.. its a boat, it can't possibly be 1,5miles from front to back, lemme in guys I got this.
     
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  6. Celtic Lady

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    Paula Dootson [A1CGIDPWR7O3WD] Answer a survey about your banking behavior - $1.20 | PANDA
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  7. ChrisTurk

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    Waaaait the swimming stuff might be important.. jk i'm out.
     
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  8. Celtic Lady

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    Michael [A1YE86DD6VBN8G] Answer a survey about crisis communication on Facebook (10 min) - $1.50 | PANDA
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  9. Squatcobbler

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  10. Hummingbirdee

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    The other day, I told Matt that I would stab him if he didn't stop being rude and I thrust my hand into the air a few times. (Jokingly)

    He then challenged me that he could stab me first, because I keep my stabber clipped to my purse, and we both proceeded to whip out our pointers (still folded up mind you) as quickly as possible and yelled, "I HATE YOU! ONE DAY I WILL KILL YOU! I LOVE YOU!"

    Sufficed to say, his dirt bike friends were very confused.

    I mean, the couple that practices stabbing together, stays together...amirite guys?
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  11. EssArrBee

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    Nah, swimming ain't that big a deal, only for divers. Now the gay stuff might be cardio intensive, but I'm sure they ease you up to it.
     
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  12. lefty

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    I met a petty officer whose last name was "butts" when I was in. So somebody somewhere was calling him "Seaman Butts" at some point in his career

    makes me die to this day ~ripperoni~
     
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  13. WimpLo

    WimpLo Survey Slingin' Batch Masta Former MTG MotM

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    There's a John Bobbit joke here.... :emoji_thinking:
     
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  14. dan

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    I hope his first name is Dixon, but such perfection rarely exists.
     
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  15. ChrisTurk

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    I have a move for this..
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  16. Hummingbirdee

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    Are you...are you in our home a lot?

    We make that joke a ton. Since she's also hispanic
     
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  17. Lil Kitchen

    Lil Kitchen Well-Known Turker

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    Abdullah Alshaibani [AG084P8QQBWL5] Find any face(s) in this blurred image set 1 - $0.75 | PANDA
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  18. WimpLo

    WimpLo Survey Slingin' Batch Masta Former MTG MotM

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    And a CT's starfish joke right here. :bolt:
     
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  19. Tripsa

    Tripsa Moderator???

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    [​IMG]
     
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  20. knottypiper

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    Title: Complete this survey about your beliefs, opinions, and preferences [ $ | $ ] PANDA
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    Description: Complete this survey about your beliefs, opinions, and preferences
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