The spaghetti's done when you throw it on the baby and it sticks...? Does that seem right?
That looks like a tough pair of turkeys. I mean so tough you'd haveta par-boil them for two days before you'd bake 'em to make 'em edible.
Well the tooth fairy was never that good to me!....my mom just handed me the quarter and said,''gimme the tooth''..... After she died, I found a...
I agree with this entirely. That's why I threw it back and made a second cup of cocoa instead.
ROBOT!!! Get the torches! kill it with fire!!
Why, I would never......my vocabulary is larger than that.
That's ultimately foolish. TO still has more actual reviews and a lot of back history on requesters. Sometimes it's nice to know--in advance of...
Cyberball is the National Sport of Turkers. Like Lone Star beer is the National Beer of Texas. Both are equally weak and thin and out of date.
He probably just thinks you're trying to drown him. And you're a lousy cat assassin.
Yep, it's Autumn. The marsh grass is pollinating on the Gulf Coast. Don't take a deep breath. Snot-fest Texas.
I assume y'all know that's from an old joke about a farmer describing his son's degrees listed on the mail box. BS, MS, PhD: bullsh-t, more of the...
Yes, but what else is there to do during down times but pick breadcrumbs outta the keyboard?
Is that a paper plate? This is too fancy for me.....Who eats peanut butter and bread on a plate?
Too right. After Ike hit here, I was on the phone in 30 min. talking to a relative in Arizona. All power was out, but the phone co. was out with...
''To-morrow and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time''. Or his...
Easy as hell. (Take notes) Can only do once in 48 hours. Annoying as hell.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY(she shouted), everybody deserves a Happy Day, even a Fat Orange Cat. @Randomacts
Indeed. I have found that at my age, I have gotten better and more efficient......and slower. 'Cause that is the first thing that comes with time.
The word evil comes to mind.
''What's important when you travel by plane?'' Ha, only two things. I don't care if there's free food or a cutie to bring me drinks and a pillow....
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