[IMG] OK this is the real deal stuff. Accept no substitutes.
[img] This the only way to buy peanut butter.
I put PB&J into oatmeal. It's like a brick sitting in my stomach. Mmmm delicious brick.
Yeah, they responded in 10 or 15 minutes and were helpful.
I assume you made the same mistake I did. After the bubbles it looks like you're sent back to the beginning, but you're actually supposed to put...
That's what they all say.
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Why is she waving a burrito around?
I only accept American Dollars and the Drachma.
To the window, to the wall.
One time Loki turned himself into a mare in order to distract a giant's horse. He got pregnant and gave birth to Odin's eight-legged horse called...
Odin's day was yesterday. Today is Thor's day. Please respect Thor on his day. [IMG]
That's my favorite song about a woman who pretends to be someone else in order to seduce her own husband. I'm pretty sure Robyn has mentioned that...
[MEDIA] This is my favorite song about an Austrian psychoanalyst who thought he could build a machine that would make it rain.
One time I went to a pizza place in Upstate New York and asked for a "large plain pie" and the person working their looked at me like I had three...
William and Elizabeth Xfinity
If anyone wants to get signed up for all sorts of weird spam stuff, just send me your email address along with a self-addressed stamped envelope...
Every time I see this requester I think about the grad student who spelled his name wrong.
And he shreds on the guitar too.
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