Former hall monitors have to have something to do when they retire.
Who's scruffy looking?
Some people are just nuttier than squirrel turds.
Skunks are always fun in a box trap.
Those are the new zombie c-sats
That makes me feel like I'm breaking the Mturk version of the Geneva Convention.
C-Sats aren't going to care about Stone Cold.
[MEDIA]
Friends don't let friends do Noah's
Asking "Do you think you might be over reacting?" has been known to get a hit put on you faster than Jimmy Hoffa.
that I missed it
My new redneck laptop [ATTACH]
some poor person with OCD is going to see 4k emails and lose their damn mind.
There is a good chance that I will just watch this loop for about an hour.
Too much talk here about gas considering that it is taco tuesday.
They raise them tough now. Snitches get stitches.
When I was a little kid I wanted to be an explorer. Bile duct exploration is not what I had in mind.
I'm never leaving again. AFK
WAIT A DAMN SECOND. I MISSED PIZZA?
My spidey sense went off. Something fun happened while I was gone. Didn't it?
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