My first ever concert when I was 11 was Weird Al. I saw him last summer (only 24 years later) on his strings attached tour. Still amazing. That...
Nah, I'm just trying to cut down on sugar and never liked the taste of plain coffee.
Coffee without sugar or creamer is just liquid dirt. Good morning everyone! [img]
Bunch of savages.
Woke up to $22.60 in bonuses. Day saved, going back to bed.
Do you have a trumpet? That's how my dad woke me and my sister up.
Do any of them snore? Get a big amp and microphone. Turn amp on and put microphone next to their mouth. When they get all mad that you woke...
Nope, my kids wake me up every morning around 5 by making a bunch of noise. Wish I had your problem, I could think of some fun ways to wake my...
I didn't like avocado until I was 32.
Good thing I'm well over goal today, now I have to go cut slime out of my daughter's hair.
Yeah. That was weird but I submitted it anyway. If I get a rejection I'll finally be at an even 100.
I like survey monkey. I'd like it less if it was survey tarantula or something.
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That's fine I've had masters since 2014. :emoji_grin:
I had a dream that I caught a $515.00 hit that only took a few minutes to do. Waiting for it.
How disappointing. I don't even feel like watching the Super Bowl anymore because of this!
How dare you say that about my team!
I dunno what the egg avatars are all about, but I'm diggin' em.
Must be a slow turkin' day.
If I had to serve only one snack with cheese on it, it would be spray cheese on Ritz crackers. That'd make sure everyone left right after the...
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