and cute Coca-Cola Christmas commercials.
I'm here to do Zoltars and kick ass. And I'm all out of Zoltars (for months)
I can't think of a better way to finish the turking day than watching a doctor put a chain link fence in a person's stomach wall.
My pandas need a red bull or something. Bad Panda, no cstat.
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of course not. I get all my caviar from a gas station.
That confused me about as much as seeing caviar on a taco bell menu.
Those things disappeared faster than my in-laws when the waiter brings the check.
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I swear one of these days when a survey asks "what do you think this survey is about?" I'm going to answer "you are trying to find the silliest...
nothing says "happy Turker" like a Prostatectomy video.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never...
I said a little prayer for my pandas to be like Kung Fu Panda on the cstats. The universe played a joke and gave Kung Flu pandas, weak and sorry.
I hope baby requesters are made.
I'm amazed no one has broken out the "with great power comes great responsibility" memes and gifs
man, my pandas must be broke. They couldn't catch a std in Tijuana right now.
*After another
Call me when there is a "makes 10 posts on a forum. nine are about tacos" icon.
Shame my panda looks to be napping
This was seriously like some kind of flashback. I'm watching the old 80s tv show Hunter and earning pennies.
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