My husband will never let me forget my 21st birthday. My family loaded me up with Tequila shots. I had zero control over what words came out of my...
@jdzane just saw the pregnancy survey I missed last night :( Thanks for the shout out. Due date is April 9th. *panicking intensifies* [IMG]
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Yeah, surprisingly so. I'm listening to the 6 o'clock news now, they're interviewing the family. Apparently the mom ran into the room and the wind...
We had storms with tornado warnings blow through at 7am. Blew through quick, lasted maybe 5 minutes. Literally by 7:10 there were kids standing...
If the baby had been a boy, we were going to name him Dominic Owen M. His initials would have been DOM, his nickname. I'm the only one who thought...
"Hey Google, what's the fastest way to kill someone?"
"Hey Google, could you please refer to me as big booty Judy."
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Dirk the Jerk who irked ChrisTurk by holding back work.
My Friday Dirks are approving! Woo!
I would say that answers my question about whether he'll post over the weekend, but now I'm not so sure I can trust him.
There were MORNING Dirks?! God damn it. Not even Dirks will make me get out of bed and online before noon.
Hahaha. I can watch my baby move across my stomach like a wave, but thank God she's not at a point where I can tell what is what. I don't want to...
Yep. That's why I had to wait to order everything left at once.
Just ordered everything left on my Amazon registry including a fancy schmancy swivel glider. PE: -$500. Feed me Dirks and tell me I'm pretty, damn it.
There were a few returns. I capped at the last minute.
Today's Projected Earnings: $81.72 [spoiler] My brain has melted.
Today's Projected Earnings: $82.84 [spoiler] I don't know what to do with the rest of my day. I guess I'll nap. [IMG]
Haha that's great. I got real tired of them saying every single call, "You should probably contact the company who made your router and see what...
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