And the saddest thing is: we're talking about AWS here - the world's biggest cloud provider. They power something like a third of all popular...
Meanwhile at MTurk HQs: [ATTACH]
Behold: [IMG]
Damn... lucky you. I wish I had some chicken noodle soup right about now. Sounds delish. Unfortunately I only have these stupid cans of caviar...
Wtf. A @Pronewbi3 sighting? And @Hummingbirdee a few days ago? [IMG]
So you've been missing for almost a week and then you show up and post both GIFs and multiple HIT reviews almost immediately one after the other?...
I do most of my turking naked and stream it on LiveJasmin. :dunno: And then also post some of the highlights for my fans on OnlyFans. You gotta...
Unfortunately I misunderstood the assignment and apparently also took out most of the requesters. My bad.
Well duh... You paid me to take out every other turker in the world so you could have all the HITs for yourself, don't you remember? [IMG]
I keep seeing @ChrisTurk promoting that crappy 5G T-Mobile home Internet. No wonder he's barely here anymore - probably has like 1 bar of Internet...
Here's a motivational video for you: [MEDIA]
Finally restocked on Coke. Spent two horrific days without it. Never again. [IMG]
In other, unrelated news: I'm gonna go ahead and lay low in Peru for a little while. If anyone asks, you guys don't know me, I was never here.
I know some of you have done a fair share of jury duty HITs, so you probably can help me here. Quick question. Just hypothetically speaking, if...
Today's Projected Earnings: $148.92 [SPOILER]
This makes me want to rewatch Twin Peaks again. Or Mulholland Drive. Maybe Blue Velvet too while I'm at it. [MEDIA]
Haven't seen @j0sh83 since Wednesday. He texted me "those same two AWS guys are in a car parked outside my place now, I'm scared, dude" and then...
[MEDIA]
G'morning. [IMG]
It's an exclusion qualification (notice how it starts with "Exc:") and you DO have it, which is why you can't take that survey. Requesters often...
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