Pretty sure. I think the trendy kids call them "DMs" in the post-Twitter, post-Instagram era. But I refuse to play along and still call them "PMs"...
She's gonna have a really rough transition to getting married when she gets older.
I was about to say "I wish I could like and lol this at the same time", and lo-and-behold, we appear to have a new "like" feature. Lol.
You bring it up yourself every time you hint at your depression and/or suicidal tendencies. I usually ignore it because most people don't have a...
Interesting that you perceive the mixed bag I wrote there about @Randomacts as "standing up for him". Lol.
Chronic exposure to drugs will rewire your brain. That's an indisputable fact. I realize that having a tough life is also a major factor in...
I think that life is worth it, and from your past posts, it seems to me that you've done more than your share of drugs that might've rewired your...
Obligatory "earnings discussion essay" for /r/mturk/: [MEDIA]
Amazon Echo will be useful to you in linear proportion with the number of home automation devices you own. Automatic garage openers, Philips Hue...
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Any game where your team wins is a good game.
Yeah but why'd you settle for the blond when you could've had the brunette?
GF is a Cowboy fan, I'm a Charger fan. Our teams almost never play each other, so it was exciting. She decided to leave and not watch the game...
I can't tell. I've made renovations on my end. It looks like a rave party.
Okay, Mr. "self-confessed bad at relationship advice."
Way back when I worked at Subway, before I was promoted to assistant manager, the assistant manager before me didn't even wait for smoke breaks...
If I were currently single, I'd take this tongue-in-cheek statement as a challenge and probably have a lot of fun with it.
A lot of people who become boring as they get older euphemize it as becoming "mature and respectful", rationalizing it in as positive a light as...
I'm gonna blame seasonal depression.
You guys are seemingly increasingly unfun lately.
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