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I hurled myself into potential sketchiness with the same abandon I approach all my life decisions with. [IMG]
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More like, how Bird briefly considers body checking a grandma for not respecting her personal boundaries:emoji_rage: I mean, I didn't, but it...
Some old lady in the grocery store shrieked, "You're so cute!" and proceeded to pinch me. [img]
I took him to the dentist the other day and the dentist and the dental assistants repeatedly told me how much he looks like "a cross of captain...
The bot has grown accustomed to there always being fresh bread/rolls/etc in the house and if we're out of bread for half a day, you can just hear...
I pretend I don't know what I'm doing and then just do crap like this when the bot leaves me alone with one of his race bikes:emoji_laughing: [img]
[img] Broke his shoulder, part of his spine, and dislocated his hip in an accident after like 3 consecutive 120+ hour work weeks. He couldn't...
Me: I'm trying to work, dude. Matt: ...ok! I won't bother you! SORRY! 5 minutes later: Do you want to go get pancakes? Do you want to help bleed...
[img] I coped with this stage by getting matt a hot pink walker and insisting it was racetrack red. :emoji_grin:
The bot gets 2 fridays off a month. [img]
After police and medical personnel arrived on the scene, the body was transported to a local coroner's office for an autopsy and further...
[img] Where did these come from? Are these all mine?
I don't always wanna do the cooking myself:emoji_stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: [img]
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