Me, to the new pet sitting couple I'm trying out for thanksgiving: I go on a lot of short trips, so I can always use a good pet sitter! I'll be in...
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Me: vacuums at 1pm Bearnie: gonna kill that loud thing. gonna kill it once I feel like getting up...later.:bearnielazer: [img]
[img] Is my new pet sitter...a murderer?:emoji_thinking: [img]
How I thought I cooly and casually arranged the birthday cake: [img] How I apparently did it while half the table watched me march across the...
I wanna follow that feller down a trail for hours:emoji_heart_eyes:
If you try and escape a birthday party at my house, I'll just ambush you with a surprise party at a restaurant:emoji_imp: Look how happy he is...
@THFYM Well, I didn't see that coming. Espn tried to save me from myself, apparently:emoji_joy: [img]
https://store.adventurecats.org/products/puppia-cat-harness [img] After a few fails, I swear by the puppia harnesses. I got mine slightly...
Decided to play hooky with a friend who had off today and saw the new Terminator movie instead of being productive. 5/5 pay. [img]
[IMG] He's very pleased with himself. I'm just happy he didn't wreck all weekend:emoji_laughing: It's now been like a whole 2 weeks!
The bot just follows me from room to room, like some freaking fitted sheet ghost who won't leave me alone till I help him fold it the way he...
How did you know I'm making duck tonight:tinfoil:
1. Gently leave it in a heap on Matt-bot's pillow 2. Wait till he gets home 3. Suddenly become mysteriously busy
The bot can do this and I'm pretty sure he's a very powerful witch. [img]
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