On the camping trip, my friend randomly whipped around and said, "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE, BIRD?!" and I hollered back, "I'M...
Hang in there, pretty lady! If you need anything, you know how to slide into my dms:emoji_kissing_heart: [img]
I still quote this all the time:emoji_joy: THESE SHOES ARE 300 EFFING DOLLARS! LET'S GET 'EM!
2.15, sir!
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I have to get dialysis this week...10 dollar copay. Making it cost 1/20 of what the all the drugs have cost me thus far for this infection! [img]
[img] I FOUGHT THE REAPER, AND I WON! I FOUGHT THE REAPER, AND I WON! [img]
I'm frosting a cake red and black (and then dark red on the inside) and putting marshmallow spider webs over it for a potluck lunch on...
Just got back from the store! I'm making a chocolate spider to go with my marshmallow spider webs nom nom. Also tortellini soup, but I'm more...
[img][img] Where did all these fricken cats come from?!
My team has been a fricken dumpster fire of injuries and I know it! I only hope Lord Saquod stays healthy now...knock on wood. Im just annoyed...
[img] If you squint, Scraggles almost looks like a normal housecat:emoji_heart_eyes:
[ATTACH] [IMG] ...they are practically handing this fricken ken doll wins this year with this bs...I'm so not mad at all! I'M FINE!
I wish. The guy who is tied with me (record wise) is playing someone who has his RB and WR on bye week... I'm fixing to go into the office with...
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