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Just don't ask where Matt's annoying coworker who broke my decorative bird on purpose went:emoji_imp:
@EssArrBee Prepare your butthole, I'll be flying out to Austin this time next week! All of Texas should cower in fear:emoji_imp: [img]
I have tortellini soup and crackers and the heating pad is extra hot. Sit down on the couch! The cushions are extra fine this time of year! [img]
Projected Earnings $8.04 [img]
Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down! [img]
Someone heard a loud noise and now he lives under my desk. Poor anxious goob:emoji_sweat_smile: [img]
[img] "Whattttttt are you doing without me?!"
[img] If you shake them a bit, you can hear the singular brain cell just rattling around up there in those fuzzy, empty little noggins.
He changed it to that after I obliterated him last year, about halfway thru the day:emoji_joy: He's convinced he's gonna win this year because...
The dude who is tied with me keeps winning because people have gotten mid-season lazy and aren't setting their lineups...so last week he won with...
[img][img] @ChrisTurk Did I send Matt to lecture people who aren't trying hard enough? Yes.
[img] Don't be fooled by the cute little face, he was screeching for me to get up.
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