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Hey, hey, it's not all bad! You could just go out of your way to get angry about things! Grrrr, damn kids these days! GRRRR! [img]
Everyone gives rats/gerbils crap for the plague, but the real perpetrator was actually Matt's ancestor! Little known fact!
[img] The incident is now known as "the trip illness," because basically everyone has been passing it around thanks to Typhoid Matt-bot and his...
Matt was in the UK for 2 weeks. Matt got a cold/cough/bullshit fever thing. He came home, coughed his germs all up on me. I am now missing my own...
I'll pretend to be you if you take this virus off my hands! [img]
I wasn't saying I had him beat! Just her! @slothbear is in his own league!
56%. We're buddies! [img]
[img] Someone partied too hard last night.
"Brown was also overheard barking at a strength and conditioning coach before the media window closed on practice." My favorite part. [img]
[img] Had to cancel my trip, cause I got his stupid UK virus as soon as he got back:emoji_tired_face: Don't wanna get everyone else sick, now. He...
Me, yesterday: I feel a bit better tonight! I think the worst is over. Matt-bot, mumbling to himself: You're gonna hate me tomorrow, because...
Not sure how I got Saquon Barkley as a fourth pick, but I'm not mad about it :emoji_sunglasses: [img]
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