[img] Can't tell if this fever will kill me before the draft is over or not.
Is official. Everyone on the UK trip is now deathly ill + me. Well, Matt feels better now, tho! TYPHOID MATT! [img]
The better to grab sacks with.
I am pleased to share with all of you, my newest fantasy football team photo. I spent several minutes on it. [img]
Is it...impressive I can put sheets on the bed by myself? Feeling extra stronk now.
[img] Do not...tell the desert rats...WHAT WE CAN DO, MAN!
[ATTACH] [img] me today.:emoji_laughing:
[MEDIA] You're gonna need quality material:emoji_information_desk_person:
This is why I have video evidence. Any cop would see it and be like, "Well, I can see that his death was accidental! He obviously fell onto this...
[ATTACH] Finally! Someone to do Skeeter's taxes this year!
This guy always cracks me up. My favorite is the bit about how his wife wants a special needs cat and he's like, "You don't ask for a special...
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Typhoid Matt managed to give me and half the people he was with his stupid cough/cold that he picked up. He feels great now and I'm about to...
I didn't realize they were filming! So embarassing!
3 rounds into my other league's draft and I already hate my team. [img]
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@morweeg We weren't interested in eating breakfast until we were spoon fed. [img]
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