That is DISGUSTING, and I want to pet this pupper IMMEDIATELY. [img]
[IMG] Welcome!
Listen, it hurts ME worse than it hurts YOU. [img]
Worry not! I managed to win him over with my cat lady ways. The men in Matt's family are all cat addicts and nobody can resist the sweet little...
Direct quote here, but my FIL hated, "Gingers, dwarves, and yankees." He told me this the first time I met him. It was then I realized why Matt...
What can I say. I had lower standards before I settled down with Matt-bot. :emoji_kissing_heart:
inherit to the cart JFC! How did we go to the same college? INHERENT?
Matt smoothed things over by explaining that my hair is naturally brown. Didn’t really help with the objections to “Yankees and short people.”...
It’s like you summoned the spirit of my FIL, who hated redheads and was suspicious of my hair upon meeting me.
What's next!? @ChrisTurk gonna tell someone, "You're probably smart enough not to make your own birthday cake."
Right?! [img]
I mean, he rebelled and brought a carpetbagger back to the tree farm, so it had the opposite effect :emoji_laughing:
Matt did cotillion and had to take classes on manners, so...yes? [img]
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Excuse you, some of them go to private school and then camp:emoji_information_desk_person: Every member of Matt's family has asked "where I went...
[img] Chonka Chonka!
With how the last week has gone, I'm shocked my turk hasn't just imploded yet. :emoji_joy: [img]
I REMEMBER THIS! Awwww, memmmmoriessss!
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