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Matt-bot and his friends went there when they were in Truckee and they scared one of the girls into thinking they were overtaken by the spirits...
Me: talking to a couple of Matt's friends & trying to be super cool and not weird at all Also me: mentions my cats immediately, because cats are...
[img] having a sudden need for juice
[img] Last year, my insurance changed my policy from California back to SC (which, wasn't even the last state I had insurance in) without telling...
[ATTACH] All jokes aside, agreed.
I use it for my hair :emoji_grin:
[img] Someone is having an existential crisis this morning. "She told me I was a good boy, but what does that really mean?"
This is pretty much the level of creepy staring I'm used to from my void :emoji_laughing:
[img] he sees you
Kitchen knives are useful knives for me! How else do you carve up your enemies? Whoops, that was supposed to say "carve up dinner for your...
Matt's Mom sent us knives, because apparently his sister gets all the paintings when she expires & Matt wanted the stabberz. Since Matt's Mom...
Alright, now I'm offended you think I'd ever work for @Randomacts . [img]
It's so sad that you'll never give me unlimited power, because I would immediately get rid of all your language filters and impose a cat tax.
[img] For some reason, trending on my phone but not here.
Maybe they’re related :emoji_thinking:
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